"Born To Run"

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/13/2018 at 17:33 • Filed to: Hellcat, Born To Run, Used Cars

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I just drove past this car - sitting on the front row of the Aston Martin (!) dealer’s lot. Only 2k miles on this lovely Hellcat - yours for $52,500!!

Complete with “Hell Cat” (sic) tramp stamp.

I worry about someone who buys this, throws a bunch of money at shitty graphics, and dumps it 2,000 miles later - WTF?  Would be even more amusing if they traded it in for an Aston Martin, I guess.

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DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:39

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Ykes.

Someone’s grandkids must have told them it was either the Old Age Home, or getting rid of the “Hell Cat”.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:40

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mid life crisis followed by mad wife crisis me thinks


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:41

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Wow, I feel like the dealer would have a much easier time selling that car if they spent the money to get rid of those graphics. It might even fetch more.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/13/2018 at 17:41

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That’s a very plausible scenario right there.   Usually I assume that the original owner couldn’t handle the payments, but this thing is sitting on an A-M lot somehow.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Tripper
07/13/2018 at 17:43

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My mind is racing - the dealer gets his cars either by buying at auction, or getting them in trade, right???

And I can’t imagine that they bought this car at auction - so they probably took it in trade?

This particular dealer *does* carry some off the wall cars (and boats, etc.) - maybe it was taken in trade for a used car, I guess?


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Takuro Spirit
07/13/2018 at 17:44

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They made him trade it in - for a DB11, LOL.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:45

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Yea I was kind of thinking the same thing. If I’m the owner of an Aston Martin dealership, I’m wholesaling that monstrosity or at the very least parking it inside and out of sight.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:46

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Grandpa, you need something a little less... shouty. Less Vin Diesel, more James Bond.


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:47

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Only an asshole would drive that car. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:47

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its a wierd one....

(still cant reply to replys or star anything .... going nutty here)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:49

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I really hope that’s vinyl, but if it was I suspect the dealer would have already removed it. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Tripper
07/13/2018 at 17:50

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I’ve seen power boats on that lot, and they currently have a Model 3 (!), an H1, a Harley Davidson Street Glide, and a Viper SRT10, to name a few.  


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:53

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Hah wow, what a mix! I think it’s cool to have a bunch of stuff like that and the hellcat definitely fits in, just not with that trash on it haha.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 17:53

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Plot twist: he traded it in, bought a new Vantage , and put the same graphic on it.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 18:28

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The Mopar crowed has to be the corniest, tackiest group of automotive old guys. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Tripper
07/13/2018 at 19:00

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You’d think an A-M dealer would be going a little higher class than that...


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/13/2018 at 19:01

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That’s weird - working ok over here in the US.  And yeah, it’s a weird one for sure.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > lone_liberal
07/13/2018 at 19:01

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You would think so - it *kinda* has the appearance that it’s under a clearcoat, TBH.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
07/13/2018 at 19:02

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I’d pay to see that car! 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > M.T. Blake
07/13/2018 at 19:02

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Pretty much would take an asshole to pay money to put that crap on it.  


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/13/2018 at 19:02

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Yeah, I think you’re right - not sure why, exactly.  


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 19:05

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Exactly. Reminds me of the “Pussy Wagon” from Kill Bill. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 19:07

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And then I’d weep bitter tears immediately after.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
07/13/2018 at 19:10

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I would just point and laugh

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 19:13

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RIP WilliamsSW.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > WilliamsSW
07/13/2018 at 19:18

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Yup the guy who I sold my Galant to has a father in law that is a leader in the Mopar club  https://oppositelock.kinja.com/car-show-1824062662


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
07/13/2018 at 19:32

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Nah - it’s not like it’s a Mustang. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/13/2018 at 19:45

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Lol I remember that post. Some creepy stuff. To each his own, I guess- there are some weirdos in the Mustang/ Camero/ Corvette world, too.